This is What You Came For:
Meet the Starter Kit of Your Dreams ✨
Pure Plant Magic
- 7 fl oz Plant Food Fertilizer Concentrate
- Apothecary Glass Dropper
- Sticker Sheet
- Rainbow Sun Catcher
- Good vibes for the plant parent
Plant Food = Magic Fertilizer✨
When you hear the word fertilizer what pops into your mind? Cow poop? Stinky fish smells? Crusty bottles under your sink?
Yikes.
And then comes the confusing part. Keeping schedules, not overdosing, the maaaath. I'll bet thinking about it makes you wish you'd paid attention in 8th grade bio instead of scribbling I ❤️ JTT on your notebook.
Girl. Go back to the daydreaming and Lipsmackers, I've got this one covered!
Plants in your house are special, so they need a fertilizer made just for them.
Your plants deserve more than water, Plant Food is the magic fertilizer you've been searching for!
Use a little every time you water, never worry about a schedule, and the crusty dusty bottle...PLEASE, have you seen our dropper? That thing is a freaking heirloom.
You're turning a new leaf, and believe me, your plants are thrilled!
Fungus Gnats = Glitter / Herpes / Urkel of Houseplants
Everyone with a plant in their house has experienced the rage inducing reality of Fungus Gnats. Nobody invites them and yet they persistently show up.
And it’s no wonder they do! Your house could be the cleanest on the planet, but houseplants are their perfect environment. No wind. Moist soil. Abundance of yummy things to snack on. It’s like having thousands of Urkels buzzing around your house at all hours of the day and night.
Fungus Gnats don't hurt your plants, except the ones you throw across the room in frustration. Only to find the gnats circling your head saying "did I do that?" Yes, you little shits, you did.
Death Drops and her sassy sidekick Killer Smiles are here to teach them a lesson. Death Drops in the soil treats the Larvae, while Killer Smiles traps the adults.
*manical laughter*
I said — Brrr, 👏🏻👏🏻 it's green in here! There must be some magic in the atmosphere!(Your jungle’s about to start cheering 🎉back )
Happy Plants, Happy People
Hey hey! It's your houseplant hype girl!
Hi, I'm Mandi! Let me tell you about all of the plants I used to kill...there were a lot. Like a lot a lot. It wasn't my fault, I just didn't know what I was doing.
So trust me when I say if your plants are dying, it's not your fault, either! You just need a little help. (It's me! I'm your girl.)
Plant care should feel like love and light and dopamine ✨, not lab work and shame spirals.
Wait a minute...
That's exactly what Happy Happy Houseplant does!
Our products are easy to use, wildy effective, and feel like joy in your soul. I mean, what more could a plant parent need?
Maybe someone to share the ins and outs of plant care?
Oh good, I do that too!
That's why my plants are so big, they're full of secrets!
I'm seriously glad you're here, let's make all your plant dreams come true!
FAQs
How long will abottle last?
How long will abottle last?
It depends on how large your plant collection is! One bottle will make 207 gallons of Plant Food! On average, one bottle will last someone with 20 houseplants 9-12 months.
Can this be used on all indoor plants?
Can this be used on all indoor plants?
Yes! Plant Food is a general use fertilizer that will work for all types of houseplants! Stay aware of succulents and cacti that are meant to be squatty (like echeveria) it can boost their growth and make them leggy!
Can it be used year round or only during the growing season?
Can it be used year round or only during the growing season?
It can be used year round! Even during winter, many houseplants still grow—just at a slower pace. As long as your plant is showing signs of growth, keep feeding with your regular dosage. If growth slows down, no biggie, just reduce frequency to every third watering.
How often do you use Plant Food?
How often do you use Plant Food?
It’s gentle enough for consistent use, so your plants get a steady stream of nutrients instead of a feast-and-famine cycle. PLUS It makes it easy for you! Zero tracking or trying to remember the last time you fed your plants was.
How do I know how much water my watering can holds?
How do I know how much water my watering can holds?
Use a measureable container (like kitchen measuring cups or a water bottle) to fill up your watering can. Count how many ounces of water your watering can holds. Follow the measurements below to calculate how much Plant Food you'll need!
Can I use Plant Food on Succulents and Cacti?
Can I use Plant Food on Succulents and Cacti?
Yes-ish. Cactus and Succulents are much slower growing than tropical varieties of houseplants. The formula in Plant Food has a higher amount of Nitrogen and Phosphorus which can force slow growing plants to get leggy. That being said, succulents and cacti still need food, so we recommend diluting it to .25 ml/gallon.
How long until I see results?
How long until I see results?
Every plant is different, and growth depends on a variety of conditions. Some people see results in a week, but we love the 6 week mark! That is when most of our reviews are submitted (check them out for yourself below!) Watch for new growth, greener leaves, and a happier plant!
How is Plant Food different?
How is Plant Food different?
Most fertilizers are “use once a month and hope for the best.” Plant Food is balanced and diluted just right so your plants get steady, ongoing nourishment—no risk of burn or overload. There also are no mystery fillers, no weird additives. Just high-quality, water-soluble nutrients that your plants can absorb quickly and put to work right away.
What are Fungus Gnat Death Drops?
What are Fungus Gnat Death Drops?
Death Drops are a microbial insecticide that uses Bacillus thuingiensis subspecies israelensis (Bti) to target and control fungus gnat larvae in soil and potting mix.
How do they work?
How do they work?
The active ingredient (Bti) produces proteins that are toxic to fungus gnat larvae when ingested. When applied to soil, it helps interrupt the gnat lifecycle before they mature into flying adults.
Can I use this on my indoor plants?
Can I use this on my indoor plants?
Yes! Death Drops are labeled for use on ornamentals (houseplants!), herbs, and vegetables grown indoors, in greenhouses, or in nursery settings.
Will this kill adult gnats?
Will this kill adult gnats?
No. This product is designed to target fungus gnat larvae. For best results pair with Killer Smiles to catch flying adults.
Will this kill adult gnats?
Will this kill adult gnats?
No. This product is designed to target fungus gnat larvae. For best results pair with Killer Smiles to catch flying adults.
Can I mix Death Drops with other Happy Happy Houseplant Products?
Can I mix Death Drops with other Happy Happy Houseplant Products?
Yes! Death Drops can be used in the same watering can as our other products like Plant Food, Soil Refresh, and Hydration Renew. Just follow each product's dosage.
How long does it take to work?
How long does it take to work?
Death Drops begin working at the laval stage, which means you may start to see fewer adult gnats flying around within 4-7 days after application. Because adult gnats already flying wont be affected, it's normal to continue seeing them for a short time while the larvae are being controlled in the soil. Pair with Killer Smiles to catch the adults!
How often should I apply it?
How often should I apply it?
For active infestations reapply weekly or when you are regularly watering. For prevention or ongoing control use regularly as part of your watering routine.
Is it safe to use around pets or kids?
Is it safe to use around pets or kids?
Bti has been extensively studied and is considered safe when used as directed. Always follow the safety precautions on the label, and store out of reach of children.

